*gently places this here and waits for someone to take it and get all self righteous-y knowing and freak the fuck out over it.*
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth
Nelson Mandela dies at 95
Former South African President Nelson Mandela has died, President Jacob Zuma announced Thursday.
See more at Breaking News.
Photo: Mandela takes the oath on May 10, 1994, during his inauguration in Pretoria as the country’s first black president. “The time for the healing of the wounds has come,” Mandela said. “The moment to bridge the chasms that divide us has come. The time to build is upon us.” (Walter Dhladhla / AFP - Getty Images)
Disney Villain version of Cell Block Tango, “Spell Block Tango” by American Idol finalist Todrick Hall
This is amazing.
HE TALKED TO ME
I THOUGHT DEER DIDN’T MAKE SOUND OH MY GOSH THIS IS ADORABLE
"YOU ARE SO CUTE"
CAUSE OF DEATH: CUTENESS
I love Apple products, but I am not a fan of their cables. Pricing and build quality leave much to be desired. This is a rare area where a classic accusation sticks: Apple cables are pretty and expensive and not much else.
That’s why I’m delighted to see Amazon making legit Lightning cables that are clearly more durable and considerably cheaper than their Apple counterparts.